insomniac-arrest:

Porn bots evading being flagged by tagging their posts as ‘SFW’ is the funniest shit I can think of 

Like that is some Looney Tunes ‘hiding under a lampshade’ level ridiculousness and it works

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when i was, a young

cat-pun:

whimzleethewhimsicott:

a-sparkling-nerd:

cat-pun:

man, theres no need to feel down

I said young man, my father took me into town

Are you trying to combine the Y.M.C.A. song with My Chemical Romance’s The Black Parade? Because that does NOT work. It’s like trying to put skittles and M&Ms in the same bowl, the flavors are wrong together. 

theres no need. to. join the black parade

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goy-vey: “ relatablehetaceposts: “ you literally just acknowledged that ace/aro people are not oppressed in any meaningful way in their day to day lives ” nothing funnier than accidental self-awareness ”

goy-vey:

relatablehetaceposts:

you literally just acknowledged that ace/aro people are not oppressed in any meaningful way in their day to day lives

nothing funnier than accidental self-awareness

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if i’m a lesbian with an eye for color, shape, form, texture, and space, does that make me……..

a sapphic designer?

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sheriff-haught-sauce:

Greek dude: But…but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!

Sappho, lounging on a couch with her girlfriend on her lap, popping grapes into her mouth: Oh muse, singeth to us Despacito.

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mallownose:

cloudbatcave:

owlbats:

mintysquid:

minkstooth:

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

@cloudbatcave

thanks! I want to burn this from my memory and the earth in general

Garfield, the sibling to Mountaindew and Smokeweed.

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americanboyftkanye:

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

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thyrell: “ xxxtictacion: “Hey uh op…. where’s your url… ” there’s no url because god sent this post down to us ”

thyrell:

xxxtictacion:

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

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disturbingly-average:

this is exactly what happened

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uncommonbish:

The ‘dark skin women can’t be feminine’ crowd is shaking lol these are absolutely stunning.😍

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lauraloveslibraries:

Me two weeks ago: I don’t care what Josh does with hair he’s a grown man why can’t the fans just accept his hair as is? 

Josh: does this: 

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Me now: 


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Originally posted by greeneyesthatlie

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bikebutch:

anyways.. if your love for butches doesn’t have room for trans butches then you need to rethink your views on butches and lesbianism as a whole

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